Mazel Tov, You’re Lunch
Some states have squirrels—Florida has this guy. When snowbird season hits, you’re sharing the fairway with creatures who don’t tip, don’t apologize, and absolutely don’t care about “cart path only.” Down here, even the wildlife wants in on the back-nine, and this chompy little mensch has become the Sunshine State’s most iconic fourth—playing through whether you like it or not. A tribute to the gator who thinks your cart, your clubs, and your TaylorMade are a nosh, this tee is perfect for snowbirds, slicers, and anyone who knows the real test of the round isn’t your swing… It’s your survival.
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Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.
For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.
Caring for your Hats
Hand washing is the safest way to clean most golf hats, preserving their shape and details like embroidered logos. Here’s how:
1. Fill a bucket or sink with lukewarm water. Hot water can shrink or fade your hat.
2. Add a small amount of mild detergent—about a teaspoon per gallon of water.
3. Submerge the hat and let it soak for 5-10 minutes to loosen dirt.
4. Use a soft brush or cloth to gently scrub problem areas, like the sweatband or brim. Be careful around stitching or logos to avoid damage.
5. Rinse thoroughly under cool running water until no soap remains.
6. Pat gently with a towel to remove excess water—don’t wring it out.
Tip: For delicate hats, test a small area first to ensure the detergent won’t cause fading.
Spot Cleaning (For Minor Stains)
If your hat just has a few trouble spots, spot cleaning is quicker:
1. Mix a small amount of mild detergent with water.
2. Dip a cloth or soft brush into the solution and gently dab or scrub the stained area.
3. Wipe with a clean, damp cloth to remove soap residue.
4. Air-dry the hat (more on that below).
