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Mazel Tov, You’re Lunch

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Some states have squirrels—Florida has this guy. When snowbird season hits, you’re sharing the fairway with creatures who don’t tip, don’t apologize, and absolutely don’t care about “cart path only.” Down here, even the wildlife wants in on the back-nine, and this chompy little mensch has become the Sunshine State’s most iconic fourth—playing through whether you like it or not. A tribute to the gator who thinks your cart, your clubs, and your TaylorMade are a nosh, this tee is perfect for snowbirds, slicers, and anyone who knows the real test of the round isn’t your swing… It’s your survival.

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Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.

For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.

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