But where does the meat go?
- Fast Shipping: Orders ship within 24–48 hours. Most U.S. orders arrive in 3–7 business days.
- Premium materials only
- Built for bad swings and better stories
- Guaranteed Conversation Starter
For slices so small, you didn't even know you hit it, so you just dropped somewhere in the fairway. Some guys buy new wedges. Some guys work on their swing. Kramer? Kramer shows up with a full-blown deli meat slicer and zero plan—other than asking the only question that matters: “But… where does the meat go?”
This Oy Vey Golf design is for golfers who treat the turn like a sacred food-court pilgrimage. The ones who can’t break 90, but can absolutely break down a pastrami sandwich like a professional. It’s big. “I’ll just have a little” energy… followed by 14 slices later and a mustard situation.
Wear it when your round is falling apart, your buddy’s taking 9 practice swings, and you’re mentally already at the clubhouse carving up something smoked, salty, and questionably necessary.
Because golf is hard. Hunger is harder. And somehow, the meat still has to go somewhere.
- Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz.,
- 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Ash is 99% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 1% polyester
- Unisex sizing
- Slim-fitted style
- Pre-shrunk
- For slices so small you wouldn't see them after cutting
Most orders ship within 24–48 hours and arrive in 3–7 business days. We strive to deliver efficiently and reliably, offering a range of shipping options to suit your preferences.
We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 15 days of delivery, and we will make it right. Because our products are made in small batches, we do not offer exchanges or general returns for sizing or preference.
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don’t hesitate to email us at sales@oyveygolf.com. A member of our team will get back to you as soon as possible.
Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.
For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.
