Welcome to Prickly Putz Dunes—Kvetch Canyon’s most “prestigious” championship course, where the sand traps are basically beaches, the cacti judge your swing, and every lie is somehow worse than the one before. Inspired by the great Southwestern snowbird migration (and the complaints that follow), this tee pays tribute to the only course in America where you can bogey, burn your tush on the cart seat, and get heckled by a cactus—all before lunch. Perfect for golfers who love the desert, hate their scorecard, and never pass up a chance to kvetch about both.