The Marine Biologist

The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to return soup at a deli. Then, from out of nowhere, a huge title wave lifted, tossed like a cork, and I found myself on top of him, face to face with the blowhole. I could barely see from all of the waves crashing down on top of me, but I knew something was there, so I reached my hand and pulled out the obstruction! "Is that a Titleist?" 

Kramer’s still celebrating the most immaculate hole-in-one in history. 

This hat captures the moment that’s been debated, exaggerated, and retold ever since—the kind of story that only gets better after a few drinks in the clubhouse and after each rerun. 

Product Details:

• Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
• 4.2 oz.  
• 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
• Unisex sizing
• Built for the course, the clubhouse, and everywhere in between
• Guaranteed conversation starter (you will get asked about it)
• This one comes with a story. A Costanza story.

Most orders ship within 24–48 hours and arrive in 3–7 business days. We strive to deliver efficiently and reliably, offering a range of shipping options to suit your preferences.

We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 15 days of delivery, and we will make it right. Because our products are made in small batches, we do not offer exchanges or general returns for sizing or preference.

If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don’t hesitate to email us at sales@oyveygolf.com. A member of our team will get back to you as soon as possible.

Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.

For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.

Caring for your Hats

Hand washing is the safest way to clean most golf hats, preserving their shape and details like embroidered logos. Here’s how:

1. Fill a bucket or sink with lukewarm water. Hot water can shrink or fade your hat.
2. Add a small amount of mild detergent—about a teaspoon per gallon of water.
3. Submerge the hat and let it soak for 5-10 minutes to loosen dirt.
4. Use a soft brush or cloth to gently scrub problem areas, like the sweatband or brim. Be careful around stitching or logos to avoid damage.
5. Rinse thoroughly under cool running water until no soap remains.
6. Pat gently with a towel to remove excess water—don’t wring it out.

Tip: For delicate hats, test a small area first to ensure the detergent won’t cause fading.

Spot Cleaning (For Minor Stains)

If your hat just has a few trouble spots, spot cleaning is quicker:

1. Mix a small amount of mild detergent with water.
2. Dip a cloth or soft brush into the solution and gently dab or scrub the stained area.
3. Wipe with a clean, damp cloth to remove soap residue.
4. Air-dry the hat (more on that below).