Prickly Putz Dunes Tee

Welcome to Prickly Putz Dunes—Kvetch Canyon’s most “prestigious” championship course, where the sand traps are basically beaches, the cacti judge your swing, and every lie is somehow worse than the one before. Inspired by the great Southwestern snowbird migration (and the complaints that follow), this tee pays tribute to the only course in America where you can bogey, burn your tush on the cart seat, and get heckled by a cactus—all before lunch. Perfect for golfers who love the desert, hate their scorecard, and never pass up a chance to kvetch about both. 

Most orders ship within 24–48 hours and arrive in 3–7 business days. We strive to deliver efficiently and reliably, offering a range of shipping options to suit your preferences.

We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 15 days of delivery, and we will make it right. Because our products are made in small batches, we do not offer exchanges or general returns for sizing or preference.

If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don’t hesitate to email us at sales@oyveygolf.com. A member of our team will get back to you as soon as possible.

Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.

For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.