Cart Girls Make Me Schvitz - Hoodie
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Flirting poorly since ‘25.
The shirt that says what everyone’s thinking… and then immediately regrets. Whether you’re awkwardly complimenting the cart girl’s sunglasses or pretending you didn’t just spill Gatorade down your polo — this tee’s for you.
Why You’ll Love It:
💦 Breathable, soft cotton — so you can schvitz in style
🍑 Fits just right for maximum confidence and minimal shame
🎯 The perfect icebreaker when your game isn’t
🤣 Bold text. Bad decisions. Big laughs.
🧢 Course-approved, brunch-ready, Jewish-mother-questionable
Details:
– Available in unisex sizes
– Printed on premium blend tees
– Designed for golf, lounging, and public embarrassment
– Proudly powered by bagels and bad decisions™
Oy Vey Golf’s Most Questionable Tee Yet.
You don’t need it… but your personality does.
Please allow 3-5 business days. We strive to provide efficient and reliable delivery services while offering various shipping options to suit your preferences.
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don't hesitate to drop us an email, and a team member will get right back with you.
Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.
For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.
