Cart Girls Make Me Schvitz - Flirting Poorly Since '25

Cart Girls Make Me Schvitz
Flirting poorly since ‘25.

The shirt that says what everyone’s thinking… and then immediately regrets. Whether you’re awkwardly complimenting the cart girl’s sunglasses or pretending you didn’t just spill Gatorade down your polo — this tee’s for you.

Why You’ll Love It:
💦 Breathable, soft cotton — so you can schvitz in style
🍑 Fits just right for maximum confidence and minimal shame
🎯 The perfect icebreaker when your game isn’t
🤣 Bold text. Bad decisions. Big laughs.
🧢 Course-approved, brunch-ready, Jewish-mother-questionable

Details:
– Available in unisex sizes
– Printed on premium blend tees
– Designed for golf, lounging, and public embarrassment
– Proudly powered by bagels and bad decisions™

Oy Vey Golf’s Most Questionable Tee Yet.
You don’t need it… but your personality does.

Please allow 3-5 business days. We strive to provide efficient and reliable delivery services while offering various shipping options to suit your preferences.

If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don't hesitate to drop us an email, and a team member will get right back with you.

Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.

For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.

Caring for your Hats

Hand washing is the safest way to clean most golf hats, preserving their shape and details like embroidered logos. Here’s how:

1. Fill a bucket or sink with lukewarm water. Hot water can shrink or fade your hat.
2. Add a small amount of mild detergent—about a teaspoon per gallon of water.
3. Submerge the hat and let it soak for 5-10 minutes to loosen dirt.
4. Use a soft brush or cloth to gently scrub problem areas, like the sweatband or brim. Be careful around stitching or logos to avoid damage.
5. Rinse thoroughly under cool running water until no soap remains.
6. Pat gently with a towel to remove excess water—don’t wring it out.

Tip: For delicate hats, test a small area first to ensure the detergent won’t cause fading.

Spot Cleaning (For Minor Stains)

If your hat just has a few trouble spots, spot cleaning is quicker:

1. Mix a small amount of mild detergent with water.
2. Dip a cloth or soft brush into the solution and gently dab or scrub the stained area.
3. Wipe with a clean, damp cloth to remove soap residue.
4. Air-dry the hat (more on that below).