Ask Your Mother
- Fast Shipping: Orders ship within 24–48 hours. Most U.S. orders arrive in 3–7 business days.
- Premium materials only
- Built for bad swings and better stories
- Guaranteed Conversation Starter
Some dads give advice.
Some dads give directions.
This dad gives one answer:
“Ask your mother.”
The Ask Your Mother – Oy Vey Golf design is a tribute to every Jewish golf dad who came to relax for 18 holes but somehow still became customer service for the entire family group chat. Featuring a vintage-style golf course sign, classic country club colors, and enough dad energy to miss a three-footer and still blame the wind, this piece is peak Oy Vey Golf.
Complete with the all-important reminder — “Also, wear sunscreen” — this design captures the perfect mix of guilt, sarcasm, and unsolicited parental concern.
Perfect for:
- Golf dads
- Jewish dads
- Dads who answer every question with another question
- Anyone who’s ever heard “Do I look like a GPS?”
- Country club comedians and cart-path philosophers
Wear it to the course, the clubhouse, or your next family dinner where nobody listens anyway.
Product: Canvas 3001C Unisex Jersey Short-Sleeve T-Shirt
- 4.2 oz. 100% airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 32 singles
- Unisex sizing. Slim-fitted style
- Pre-shrunk
Most orders ship within 24–48 hours and arrive in 3–7 business days. We strive to deliver efficiently and reliably, offering a range of shipping options to suit your preferences.
We stand behind the quality of our products. If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 15 days of delivery, and we will make it right. Because our products are made in small batches, we do not offer exchanges or general returns for sizing or preference.
If you have any questions, concerns, or just want to kvetch, don’t hesitate to email us at sales@oyveygolf.com. A member of our team will get back to you as soon as possible.
Keep your printed gear looking fresh by treating it gently. Always wash inside out, using cold water on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent (no bleach or fabric softeners). Pre-treat stains lightly—dab, don’t scrub—especially around the print.
For drying, air-dry whenever possible to protect the design and prevent shrinking. If you must use a dryer, choose the lowest heat setting and pull the shirt out early. Less heat = longer-lasting graphics.
