The Kvetcher’s Guide to the Golf Galaxy: Complaining as a Competitive Advantage

Golfers love to complain, but Jewish golfers? We’ve turned kvetching into an art form. From the moment the starter says, “You’re up,” we’re already blaming the weather, the grass, and Mercury being in retrograde for what’s about to happen. But here’s the secret: kvetching isn’t just complaining—it’s bonding. It’s how we turn a bad lie into a group therapy session, and a missed putt into a punchline.

The more we grumble, the closer we get. And let’s be honest: if you can’t laugh about your slice, you’ll cry. So go ahead, let it out on the course. Complain about the sand, the slow foursome ahead, or the fact that you’ve worn through another pair of socks. Kvetching is our superpower, and it makes every round a little more fun.